Had this crazy dream the other night. One of those dreams that you wake up tired from because you feel like you've used up so much energy while sleeping. Check this out: I'm working at some newspaper and they need someone to go undercover and write an expose on the gang problem at some high school. So, I bust a Drew Barrymore from "Never Been Kissed" and get my investigative reporting on. Here's the one cool thing about this dream. It's not actually me that goes out and does the report. I get a fucking high school student avatar! So, it's me but it's not me. Anyway, I report to my first day of school and immediately notice that yes, indeed there is a huge gang problem there. And the head son of a bitch is out to get me from the get-go. The dream then becomes nothing but a cat and mouse chase. And everywhere I run and turn to, there he is. A few people even pretend to help me by showing me secret places to hide. But then I realize I'm being set up. At one point I yell out, "I can't help being popular. People just like me! Why are you doing this to me?" For real. I don't even know if he was just trying to jump me in or kill me. And there was no resolution. I remember trying to wake myself up, like, dumb-fuck, clearly this is not real...wake up! And I did a few times, but I would just slip right back into the same dream. When I woke up I felt like I needed a nap from the dream. It was some intense stuff. And I never got to write up my report.